The Worst Christmas Carol

Greg & Brian
Greg & Brian


This is the worst Christmas carol you'll ever hear this year. It really doesn't rhyme so well, but mentions kegs of beer.

It mostly was inspired by way too much good cheer. We'll probably all be comatose when Santa Claus gets here.

Everybody at the office is watching every dime, and cursing out the Congress, who keeps what's yours and mine.

In fact, that's why this carol was written just in time, to cash in on the holidays, and buy me better wine.

I'm all for peace and happiness as long as we all win. I'd like to take the terrorists and drown them in cheap gin. 

And anyone who tells me that everything's a sin can kiss me under mistletoe where the sun has never been.

Now, Santa is an elf, you know, and Rudolf's nose sure glows. Frosty keeps our drinks cold while we remove our clothes.

We'll make some Christmas magic once we've finished with the bows. I hope that I can keep this clean and not discuss who blows.

So when it's Christmas morning, and no one has awoke, because of all the rum balls in which we've all been soaked.

Our New Year's resolution: to try and not go broke, so we can celebrate next year and buy a little toke!!

This is the worst Christmas carol..... (yeah!!!!!!!)

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