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GREG VADIMSKY

Yule Log

03:35
Greg & Brian
2017
Greg & Brian

Lyrics

The best gift that you had all year, wrapped all tight like your righteous rear.

You'll get to see it when the guests aren't here, 'cause that's when Santa's near.

You cracked all those nuts with your wooden dolls, and hung all that sugar from your velvet walls.

I'll be beating like a drummer as I deck your halls; coming down your chimney like Niagara Falls.

(CHORUS): Gonna put my yule log right in your fireplace, and spread my tool nog all over our space.

You can take my jewel grog in your warm embrace. I'll enjoy your drool bog slowly, at a fine pace!

Now, some say this holiday's not for real, but they know how to cook, yet they can't congeal. 

What they really need is a nice, hot meal. A long winter's night to really seal the deal. (CHORUS)

Then, in the morning, look at all the snow! Don't wake the children, 'cause I start to grow a new fir tree for you, ho ho ho!

Your pet yule log's ready, go go go!  Grow...grow....grow....grow!!! (CHORUS)

(I LOVE your Yule Log!!!!)