From the recording Greg & Brian's Demented Christmas
Lyrics
<p>She got promoted, yet another job in which she had to travel. It's been 3 months since we were able to be horizontal.</p>
<p>All through the Autumn, leaves were falling, not libido. Friends all dating every weekend. Selfies were all taken solo.</p>
<p>Here come the joyous many, all looking up and filled with glee, as I sit here alone with Benny, watching him lick his peepee.</p>
<p>'Wish I was just a dog, too, instead of being me. This year without my baby, I know it's gonna be,</p>
<p>I know it's gonna be... blue balls for my tree.</p>
<p>I got demoted, just another slob, without my lady to plunder. It's been 6 months since we tasted goodies way down under.</p>
<p>All through the Winter, snow was freezing, same as me. Enemies seemed happy, but I could only pummel my weewee.</p>
<p>Here come the joyous many, all looking up and filled with glee, as I sit here alone with Benny, watching him lick his peeppe.</p>
<p>'Wish I was just a dog, too, instead of being me. This year without my baby, I know it's gonna be,</p>
<p>I know it's gonna be... blue balls for my tree. Blue balls for my tree. Blue balls for my tree. Blue balls for my tree.............</p>
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