From the recordings Greg & Brian's Demented Christmas and Do You Smell What I Smell?
Lyrics
<p>Said the drunken party guest to the cat, "Do you smell what I smell?</p>
<p>A turd, a turd, somewhere in the house, and the cat promptly hawked a hairball out, then the human cursed about his gout.</p>
<p>Someone's caught in the fireplace again. Do you smell what I smell?</p>
<p>Two boots on fire and a big fat guy, stupid git shouldn't try to surprise. Now the flames, they're licking at his thighs.</p>
<p>See the fruitcake rotting on the plate... do you smell what I smell?</p>
<p>No one has touched it for the last nine years but they still bring it out all the same. It's alcohol quotient is insane.</p>
<p>(play it baby...) Now our syphilitic cousin has arrived. Do you smell what I smell?</p>
<p>A fish, a fish, or something like a fish coming from his fingers and his lips. Oh, he'll sleep with anything with tits, yeah...</p>
<p>See, this song, it is turning into shite. Do you smell what I smell?</p>
<p>A hit, a hit, an offensive hit, and a big old F.C.C. fine; F**k it, suck on my vine. (suck on his vine)</p>
<p>Yeah, F**k it, suck on my vine. (suck on his vine.......)</p>
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