Lyrics

<p>Have an Orange Blossom Christmas. If you feel a little queer, there's a rave that's called The Cave where leather guys drink beer.</p>
<p>Have an Orange Blossom Christmas, and when you walk down that street, say hello to Crackhead Joe and pimps and gimps you meet.</p>
<p>Ho's ho's on O.B.T. cost too much for me. Somebody shoots at you... in your pants you pee.</p>
<p>Have an Orange Blossom Christmas. Stay away from those girls' rears, 'cause they smell like possum.</p>
<p>Have an Orange Blossom Christmas this year!!</p>