From the recording Greg & Brian's Demented Christmas
Lyrics
<p>Rudolf, the red-assed reindeer had a hairy, hiney rose. Prancer ignored his love pit. Cupid even saved his loads.</p>
<p>All of the uptight reindeer used to laugh at how he flamed. They never bent poor Rudolf, boinking all their reindeer dames.</p>
<p>Then one lonely Christmas Eve, Santa came to play (hey!). "Rudolf, with your hole so red, won't you drive my f***in' sled?"</p>
<p>Then all the reindeer tagged him, plowed him in and out with glee.</p>
<p>Rudolf, the red-assed reindeer, you'll go down in history.</p>
<p>Then all the reindeer tagged him, plowed him in and out with glee.</p>
<p>Rudolf, the red-assed reindeer, you'll go down in history. You go down, it's history.</p>