From the recording Greg & Brian's Demented Christmas
Lyrics
<p>When it's cold outside and everything is quiet; you're alone, all snug tight in your bed, </p>
<p>Hoping that this year will bring some different cheer, and won't disturb the warm thoughts in your head.</p>
<p>A silent, snow-swept forest, each mighty woody trunk; hoping that there is no jinx in place upon your junk...</p>
<p>The Magic Christmas Beaver brings joy to every boy; she jingles and she jangles, her sushi needs no soy.</p>
<p>She gnaws upon your wood so good and never plays it coy; the Magic Christmas Beaver could be your favorite toy!</p>
<p>At breakfast in the morning your mama wants to know the reason that you're smiling so much.</p>
<p>You really cannot tell her, or even give a hint about that furry mammal and her touch.</p>
<p>A silent, snow-swept forest, each mighty woody trunk; hoping that there is no jinx in place upon your junk...</p>
<p>The Magic Christmas Beaver brings joy to every boy; she jingles and she jangles, her sushi needs no soy.</p>
<p>She gnaws upon your wood so good and never plays it coy; the Magic Christmas Beaver could be your favorite toy, yes!</p>
<p>All things good to those who wait... Eat your dinner, masticate!!!!!!!</p>
<p>The Magic Christmas Beaver brings joy to every boy; she jingles and she jangles, her sushi needs no soy.</p>
<p>She gnaws upon your wood so good and never plays it coy; the Magic Christmas Beaver could be your favorite toy </p>
<p>(could be your favorite toy!) The Magic Christmas Beaver brings joy to every boy; she jingles and she jangles,</p>
<p>her sushi needs no soy. She gnaws upon your wood so good and never plays it coy; the Magic Christmas Beaver... </p>
<p>could be your favorite toy. (could be your favorite toy!) </p>
<p>Hey, everybody? Ya wanna sing it again? (No!)..........................TOUGH! (alright)</p>
<p>The Magic Christmas Beaver brings joy to every boy; she jingles and she jangles, her sushi needs no soy.</p>
<p>She gnaws upon your wood so good and never plays it coy; the Magic Christmas Beaver could be your favorite toy.</p>
<p>(could be your favorite toy) (I'm getting tired of this) The Magic Christmas Beaver brings joy... brings joy</p>
<p>(Merry Christmas!) (Happy New Year!)</p>